1
00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:04,260
Hoist 'em!

2
00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,635
Or I'II give that funny
shirt you're wearing a coupIe of more coIors.

3
00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:08,537
Quit pIaying games,
a girI is missing.

4
00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:09,905
I don't Iike working
with partners.

5
00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:11,500
(GiIIis)
Look what you're driving.

6
00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,045
How do you expect
to Iose a taiI...

7
00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:15,638
when you stick out
Iike King Kong on the Empire State BuiIding?

8
00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:16,704
[tires screeching]

9
00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:20,847
Jonathan Higgins,
Robin's Nest.

10
00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,581
Luther GiIIis, PI,
St. Louis.

11
00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:23,713
You, too?

12
00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,048
Nancy!

13
00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:27,616
Nancy! Nancy!
Wait a minute!

14
00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:28,956
Luther! Look out!

15
00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:30,524
[tires screeching]

16
00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:29,706
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>Thursday. 4.:00 am.</i>

17
00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,945
<i>Too early to call it quits</i>
<i>and too late to try and flop.</i>

18
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,714
<i>The arthritis was making</i>
<i>my fingers feel like</i> <i>leftover Jell-O...</i>

19
00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:41,086
<i>and the last 12 butts</i>
<i>had turned my mouth</i> <i>as dry as cotton candy.</i>

20
00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:45,057
<i>I knew it was time to move in</i>
<i>before I lost my appetite.</i>

21
00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:48,357
<i>Name's Gillis, Luther.</i>
<i>Hail from St. Louis.</i>

22
00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:51,593
<i>I usually don't</i>
<i>take cases out of town.</i> <i>But times are tough...</i>

23
00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,104
<i>not like after the war.</i>

24
00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,868
<i>Everyone was looking</i>
<i>for someone then.</i>

25
00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,966
<i>Even had a partner. Had.</i>

26
00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:01,343
<i>Chuckie bought it outside</i>
<i>a dime-a-dance joint</i> <i>in San Jose back in '63.</i>

27
00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,446
<i>I've been on my own</i>
<i>ever since.</i>

28
00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,114
[siren waiIing]

29
00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,828
TaIk to me, sweetheart.
Gary in?

30
00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,029
Thanks.

31
00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,266
Buy yourseIf a new dress.
You're gonna catch coId.

32
00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,146
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>This caper I was on</i> <i>was strictly routine.</i>

33
00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,687
<i>File number 521, I called it.</i>

34
00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:45,823
<i>Teenage girl ditches geography</i>
<i>and runs off to Honolulu.</i>

35
00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:49,253
<i>To my way of looking at it,</i>
<i>she didn't need the class</i> <i>anyway.</i>

36
00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:53,293
<i>Because any girl</i>
<i>that can find her way from</i> <i>East St. Louis to paradise...</i>

37
00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,527
<i>deserves an ''A'' in my book.</i>

38
00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:59,032
<i>The last anybody heard</i>
<i>of little Nancy Perkins</i> <i>was three months ago.</i>

39
00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:02,666
<i>I got it through the vine</i>
<i>that she was living with</i> <i>some crud named Gary...</i>

40
00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,836
<i>a nickel-and-dime dealer,</i>
<i>all-around sleaze-o.</i>

41
00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:10,146
<i>You know, I got the feeling</i>
<i>I've been on this case</i> <i>a hundred times before.</i>

42
00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,882
<i>Somehow nothing ever changes.</i>

43
00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,279
<i>In all my years at this dodge,</i>
<i>I've come across a whole lot</i> <i>of ways...</i>

44
00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,187
<i>to get into locked</i>
<i>hotel rooms...</i>

45
00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,783
<i>skeleton keys, lock picks,</i>
<i>credit cards.</i>

46
00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,559
<i>But I guess I'm just</i>
<i>an old-fashioned kind of guy.</i>

47
00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,194
Hoist 'em!

48
00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:29,933
You got it!

49
00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,529
About your decorator.

50
00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,334
Oh...

51
00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,068
I think you've got
the wrong idea here.

52
00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,404
Put a Iid on it, Gary.

53
00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:38,936
Where's the bimbo?

54
00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:39,979
Gary?

55
00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:41,104
Bimbo?

56
00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,148
You're trying my patience.

57
00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,652
Come across with IittIe Nancy
or you'II be reading the fine print on the Mann Act...

58
00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:49,153
under a 40-watt buIb
at Oahu Prison.

59
00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,323
LittIe Nancy?

60
00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:53,654
Nancy Perkins?

61
00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:56,422
Funny what the open end of
a .38 wiII do for the memory.

62
00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,895
Hoist 'em!

63
00:04:58,665 --> 00:04:59,859
Where is she, Gary?

64
00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,991
Oh, I get it.

65
00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,899
You think I'm Gary.
I'm not Gary.

66
00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,871
I think I can expIain this if
you'II just put the gun away.

67
00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,167
Hoist 'em!

68
00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,937
Or I'II give that funny
shirt you're wearing a coupIe of more coIors...

69
00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:12,102
Iike two shades of red.

70
00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,442
Look, I'm not Gary!

71
00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,577
I'm Iooking for Gary.
I'm aIso Iooking for IittIe Nancy, and--

72
00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,481
AII right, freeze!
You're under arrest!

73
00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,649
AII right, what are you guys
doing here?

74
00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,453
WouId you beIieve Parcheesi?

75
00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:32,922
No.

76
00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,129
Maybe I'd beIieve
a IittIe grass.

77
00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,268
AII right, you guys
are coming with us.

78
00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,899
Oh, wait,
I think I can expIain.

79
00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:44,442
See, I found that
and I was going to caII you guys.

80
00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,568
Downtown, Gary.

81
00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,169
I'm not Gary!

82
00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,519
That's Gary.

83
00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,194
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>Being a private investigator</i> <i>is usually interesting work.</i>

84
00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,322
<i>You meet all kinds</i>
<i>of different people...</i>

85
00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:10,426
<i>and every once in a while,</i>
<i>you get to help out somebody</i> <i>who really needs a hand.</i>

86
00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:14,837
<i>Sometimes it's worth the</i>
<i>occasional right cross to the</i> <i>jaw or the cold night in jail.</i>

87
00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:19,809
<i>But sometimes you also wonder</i>
<i>how long you can do it</i> <i>before you have to grow up...</i>

88
00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,277
<i>and get a real job.</i>

89
00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:24,942
<i>Especially when you see</i>
<i>the future staring you</i> <i>right in the face.</i>

90
00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:26,882
So you're a private detective,
huh?

91
00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,045
Investigator.

92
00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:32,182
Investigator. Detective.
Gumshoe. Dick. FIatfoot. Who cares?

93
00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,589
We both work the same side
of the street...

94
00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,151
and evidentIy the same case.
Who hired you, Magnum?

95
00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,596
Nancy Perkins' mother.
Who hired you?

96
00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,494
(GiIIis)
The dad. ReaI cozy.

97
00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:45,270
Yeah, they're getting a
divorce. Looks Iike we're in the middIe of a custody fight.

98
00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:48,637
Yeah, kind of Iike pIaying
basketbaII without a hoop.

99
00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,334
When did the mom hire you?

100
00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,773
Last week.
From where?

101
00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,205
(Magnum)
St. Louis.

102
00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:56,407
Why did you ice Gary?

103
00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:59,508
What?
Come on, I didn't ice Gary.

104
00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,452
Just checking,
trying to trip you up.

105
00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,648
Rapid-fire deIivery,
that's part of my styIe.

106
00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,315
Everybody's gotta
have a styIe.

107
00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,516
Come on, Luther!

108
00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,720
Quit pIaying games,
a girI is missing.

109
00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,196
The guy she's
staying with is dead and I gotta find her...

110
00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,755
or she's gonna
end up the same way.

111
00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:14,993
One of us has.

112
00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,398
You got your cIient,
I get mine.

113
00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:18,596
(man)
GentIemen. GentIemen!

114
00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:22,266
I'm trying to get some
work done here on my book.

115
00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:24,842
So if you couId just--
Stuff it, scrunge-o!

116
00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,242
Let me share something
with you, Magnum.

117
00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:30,874
I don't Iike wise guys
and I don't Iike working with partners.

118
00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,508
Who said anything
about partners?

119
00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,382
I've been working aIone
too Iong, see?

120
00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,511
Fine.

121
00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,749
You try to find
Nancy Perkins your way...

122
00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,917
and I'II try
to find her my way.

123
00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:43,428
And Iet's hope one of us
gets to her whiIe she's stiII in one piece. Got it?

124
00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,690
Fine! I got it!

125
00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:48,029
Good. I'm gIad we understand
each other. Now...

126
00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,026
how do we get out
of this pIace?

127
00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,275
I just might be abIe
to arrange that.

128
00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,068
Yeah, right.
Connections in high pIaces.

129
00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,111
Buddies with the IocaI Kahuna.

130
00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,444
Better.

131
00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:08,517
You see, Luther...

132
00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,250
there are some advantages
to working with me.

133
00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:13,883
If I needed the heIp,
which I don't...

134
00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,757
because this is my town,
peopIe know me.

135
00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:21,027
And I'm in fairIy tight
with the IocaI constabuIary...

136
00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,965
which means
aII I'd have to do...

137
00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:25,896
caII my friend,
Lieutenant Tanaka.

138
00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:27,832
And he'd have us
out of here...

139
00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,606
just Iike that.

140
00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:34,274
Sorry, Magnum, you two guys
aren't going anywhere.

141
00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:38,614
Wait a second.
You and I are going to the IsIander game tonight.

142
00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,016
So, I'II take my grandson,
Biff.

143
00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,486
But they're box seats.

144
00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:43,783
They're right behind
home pIate.

145
00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,687
Do you have any idea
what they cost me?

146
00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:46,725
Ooh, pIenty.

147
00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:47,816
[phone ringing]

148
00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:50,021
What do you know
about Gary AIexander?

149
00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:53,759
Just that he's Iiving with
a Nancy Perkins, a runaway. I'm working for the mother.

150
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:54,857
(Tanaka)
And you, Mr. GiIIis?

151
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,526
I'm working for the dad,
okay?

152
00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,229
Sure it's okay with me.

153
00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:01,671
What do either of you know
about the Iate Mr. AIexander and his associates?

154
00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:02,901
Nothing.

155
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,871
Just that he'd been deaIing
some marijuana.

156
00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,469
Look, I'm sorry, Lieutenant,
but I can't teII you anything eIse.

157
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,708
Sorry? Sorry?

158
00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,841
What are you apoIogizing for?
He's a cop.

159
00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,180
He's just doing his job.

160
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,378
He's a cop!

161
00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:15,818
[peopIe chattering]

162
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,789
I don't know what
kind of private eyes they're making nowadays...

163
00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,519
but when you start
apoIogizing to cops...

164
00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,117
maybe it's time
I packed it in.

165
00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,287
Look, Tanaka,
I gotta get out of here.

166
00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:25,455
I gotta get back
to my hoteI...

167
00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:28,591
take a shower and shave,
pIus I got a case to soIve.

168
00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,295
Go to your baIIgame.

169
00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,803
You better teII your partner
to caIm down, Magnum.

170
00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,533
He's not my partner.
Luther.

171
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,199
I bet the next thing
you're gonna teII me is...

172
00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,675
I can't Ieave the isIand
'cause I'm a materiaI witness.

173
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:39,836
Magnum.
Luther.

174
00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:40,901
Mr. GiIIis--

175
00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,312
Do you know how many
coppers have Iaid that Iine on me in my time?

176
00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:45,009
Look, buddy,
I know the ruIes.

177
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,520
Now give me the key
to this two-bit tank and Iet me out of here.

178
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:50,617
I just threw it away.

179
00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,051
[birds chirping]

180
00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:59,461
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>The big guy sure had a temper,</i> <i>I'll say that for him.</i>

181
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,226
<i>What a way to spend a night...</i>

182
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,428
<i>but he's gotta learn</i>
<i>you can't let cops</i> <i>push you around.</i>

183
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:08,405
<i>And he even got madder</i>
<i>when I got my secretary</i> <i>to wire my bail for me.</i>

184
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,575
<i>That Blanche,</i>
<i>she's a helluva kid.</i>

185
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,509
<i>Been with me since '51.</i>

186
00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,376
<i>Funny how time creeps by.</i>

187
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,040
Sun and Surf MoteI.

188
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:21,311
<i>Anyway, the bail</i>
<i>got here before Magnum's</i> <i>so-called friends did.</i>

189
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,317
<i>Of course, that didn't</i>
<i>make him any happier</i> <i>about things.</i>

190
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,756
<i>But, hey,</i>
<i>I got a case to solve.</i>

191
00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,060
(Magnum)
What kept you guys?

192
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,289
(T.C.)
Love.

193
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,422
What do you mean,
''Iove''?

194
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,830
Six-Iove,
six-Iove, six-Iove.

195
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,889
(Rick)
You got to rub it in?

196
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,367
No, I guess I don't.

197
00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:40,803
Gee, that's just great, guys.
I'm sitting in jaiI on a murder charge...

198
00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:43,068
and you guys are out
hitting a IittIe baII back and forth.

199
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,872
I thought you were
trying to find out about Gary AIexander...

200
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,742
but you're just out
having a good time. Thanks.

201
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,508
Thanks a Iot.
Hey, Thomas...

202
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,311
we weren't out pIaying
tennis with ourseIves.

203
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,817
We were out pIaying
with Ice Pick.

204
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,853
Yeah, and his bodyguard,
Hugo.

205
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,218
Hugo?
Yeah. DoubIes.

206
00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,014
And the onIy way to get
any information out of him was by Iosing.

207
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,491
Six-Iove.

208
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,526
Do you think it's easy Iosing
to an 80-pound shrimp?

209
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,928
And his 400-pound
bodyguard?

210
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,795
Do you reaIize how many
tennis baIIs he broke?

211
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,061
Not to mention rackets.

212
00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:10,102
Hugo?

213
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,898
Look, Thomas,
we don't have aII day.

214
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,871
I mean, our pride
and our seIf-respect have been shattered.

215
00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,429
Do you want the information
or not?

216
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,634
Yeah.
Wait a minute, guys.

217
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:19,803
Come on, come on,
T.C., I'm sorry. Sorry, Rick.

218
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,176
What did you find out?

219
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:24,944
WeII, we found out that
Gary was into Artie Keanu for mucho bucks.

220
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,282
Now, he ripped him off
on a coupIe of deaIs, skimmed right off the top.

221
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:32,051
You find Artie Keanu,
you find who kiIIed Gary AIexander.

222
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,614
And maybe the missing chick.

223
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,819
WeII, thanks, guys.

224
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,555
Look, can you drop me
off at the estate?

225
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,790
First, we've got
one stop to make.

226
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,831
Ice Pick wants
to see you.

227
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,026
So does Hugo.

228
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,228
Sorry, paI.
Part of the deaI.

229
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:54,039
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>After five tiebreakers</i> <i>with Ice Pick and Hugo...</i>

230
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,547
<i>I finally went</i>
<i>to see Artie Keanu.</i>

231
00:11:56,615 --> 00:12:00,711
<i>Now, when I write my book</i>
<i>on how to be a world class</i> <i>private investigator...</i>

232
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,947
<i>I'm going to include a chapter</i>
<i>about getting in touch</i> <i>with local crime bosses.</i>

233
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,950
<i>Paragraph one...</i>

234
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,585
<i>it's not easy.</i>

235
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,893
<i>That's because guys like</i>
<i>Artie Keanu tend to run</i> <i>everything...</i>

236
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,490
<i>through subordinates,</i>
<i>guys like Gary.</i>

237
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,559
<i>Gary was no longer with him.</i>

238
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,530
<i>Instead,</i>
<i>I got a guy on the phone...</i>

239
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,765
<i>with gravel for a voice...</i>

240
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,501
<i>telling me to get lost.</i>

241
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,270
<i>Not polite at all.</i>

242
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,811
<i>Paragraph two...</i>

243
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:32,373
<i>if phone calls don't work,</i>
<i>try a personal visit.</i>

244
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,248
<i>Sure, it was dangerous...</i>

245
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,413
<i>but I figured</i>
<i>once I got to Artie himself...</i>

246
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,821
<i>he'd understand</i>
<i>and help me find</i> <i>little Nancy.</i>

247
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,494
<i>I'd appeal to his sense</i>
<i>of compassion and humanity...</i>

248
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,995
<i>and I'd also put</i>
<i>a .45 to his head.</i>

249
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,403
<i>Paragraph three...</i>

250
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,505
<i>what you have to be careful</i>
<i>about are ignoring the guys</i> <i>with the gravely voices...</i>

251
00:12:56,575 --> 00:13:00,944
<i>because they're the type</i>
<i>of yo-yos who tend to shoot</i> <i>first and ask questions later.</i>

252
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,173
[gun firing]

253
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,618
[ship's horn bIowing]

254
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,858
[gun firing]

255
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:31,970
[car engine starting]

256
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,212
[tires screeching]

257
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,779
Rookies.

258
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:48,322
[birds chirping]

259
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,521
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>I took the big guy</i> <i>to an emergency room...</i>

260
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,156
<i>and got that thick skull</i>
<i>of his patched up.</i>

261
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,460
<i>The outside.</i>

262
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,768
<i>The inside was another matter.</i>

263
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,532
What's the matter with you?
You couId've got the both of us kiIIed.

264
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,903
Quit the yeIIing.
I'm not yeIIing.

265
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,235
[groaning]

266
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:04,908
Where is your pIace?

267
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,641
Straight ahead.

268
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,613
Listen, bub, you better
stick to your surfboards and suntans...

269
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,706
and stay out of my way!

270
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,943
Luther, my head--

271
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,348
Is fiIIed with air!

272
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,408
Air!

273
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,954
Do you reaIize what a dumb
mistake you made back there?

274
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,489
Running bIind into that pIace.

275
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,923
[groaning]
I can't beIieve you!

276
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:23,288
Right here. Look at that.

277
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,727
Chapter six...

278
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,663
Working The Waterfront.

279
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:27,699
What's this?

280
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,257
What's this? What's this?
It's my book!

281
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,031
Stop yeIIing. PIease.

282
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:38,608
<i>So You Want To</i>
<i>Be A Private Eye?</i> by Luther H. GiIIis.

283
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,702
[chuckIing]

284
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,149
What's so funny?

285
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,079
Nothing.

286
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,190
Nothing.
You wouIdn't understand.

287
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,590
Here we are.

288
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,559
[Higgins and women grunting]

289
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,169
[birds chirping]

290
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,530
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe it was me that got hit in the head.

291
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:42,036
No, I see it, too.

292
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,203
I say, Magnum,
you Iook Iike bIoody heII.

293
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,768
Beaten up again,
I imagine.

294
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,336
No, I wasn't beaten up.

295
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,541
He was shot.

296
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,244
Oh, Mr. Magnum,
are you aII right?

297
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,483
I'm fine, Agatha,
I'm fine.

298
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,283
The buIIet just
creased my forehead.

299
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,881
It's just a fIesh wound.
It's just a fIesh wound.

300
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,828
WeII, perhaps if you enroIIed
in Jonathan's kung fu cIass...

301
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,764
you might be better
abIe to defend yourseIf.

302
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,232
Right, girIs?

303
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,233
Against buIIets?

304
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,628
Who shot you, Magnum?

305
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,699
Another phiIandering
husband on yet another tawdry divorce case?

306
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,767
Or was it--
Hey, wait a second, bub.

307
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,405
What's so tawdry
about a divorce case?

308
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,009
I beg your pardon?

309
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,541
You heard me.
I said what's tawdry about a divorce case?

310
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,143
Guy's gotta make a buck.

311
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,313
(Higgins)
Peeping in keyhoIes...

312
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,880
and hanging upside down
on fire escapes gawking through windows...

313
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,449
hardIy quaIifies as
dignified Iabor to me.

314
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,832
I'm afraid, sir,
we've not been introduced.

315
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,698
Jonathan Higgins,
Robin's Nest.

316
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,169
Luther GiIIis, PI,
St. Louis.

317
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,399
PI? You too?

318
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,401
You got it, Bruce Lee.

319
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:51,836
[dogs growIing]

320
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,311
Luther and I...

321
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,407
we're sort
of on the same case, but we're not reaIIy.

322
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,849
How droII. A team.

323
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,510
No. We're not a team.

324
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,778
(Higgins)
Of course.

325
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,289
By the by,
Rick's been Iooking for you.

326
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,917
He says he's had
a break in the case.

327
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,152
Great.

328
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,021
(Higgins)
Oh, Magnum...

329
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:20,163
I was going to ask you
to stand in whiIe the Iadies demonstrate their jump kick.

330
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,499
But inasmuch as
you are indisposed...

331
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,342
may I prevaiI upon
Mr. GiIIis?

332
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,770
What's the matter
with you standing in?

333
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,214
I have to observe
the Iadies' form before moving on to the next Iesson.

334
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:36,176
Just, stay right where
you are, Mr. GiIIis.

335
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,319
GIadys.

336
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,618
[shrieking]

337
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,458
My God!

338
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,479
Look.
Look, I'm sorry, okay?

339
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,682
I thought that oId broad
was trying to kick my dentures in.

340
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,217
Get out of my Iife,
Luther.

341
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,513
I'm out.

342
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,022
I just wanna find out
what your friend has to say about Nancy Perkins.

343
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,915
<i>(Higgins on answering machine)</i>
<i>Hello, Magnum.</i>

344
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:16,586
<i>I see that you have</i>
<i>finally succumbed to the</i> <i>realities of modern living.</i>

345
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,720
<i>Perhaps now your clients</i>
<i>will be able to reach you...</i>

346
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,357
<i>without calling on</i>
<i>Mr. Masters' private line.</i>

347
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:25,163
<i>On the other hand,</i>
<i>so will the inevitable</i> <i>parade of bill collectors.</i>

348
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,364
<i>I shudder to think what you'll</i>
<i>be spending on audio tape.</i>

349
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,200
<i>At any rate, what I'm calling</i>
<i>about is the lads.</i>

350
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,903
<i>I've been promising</i>
<i>to take them to the...</i>

351
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,640
<i>Anglo-Hawaiian</i>
<i>Canine Convention,</i> <i>this Sunday and--</i>

352
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,511
<i>[tape forwarding]</i>

353
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:43,044
<i>(Sheryl)</i>
<i>Hello, Thomas.</i> <i>This is Sheryl.</i>

354
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,419
<i>You remember me?</i>

355
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,582
<i>[Sheryl giggling]</i>

356
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,818
<i>Thielburg Insurance.</i>

357
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,960
<i>Anyway,</i>
<i>if you're out of work...</i>

358
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:52,428
<i>we have this insurance claim</i>
<i>we need a report on--</i>

359
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,487
<i>[tape forwarding]</i>

360
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,999
Insurance dogging,
Mr. Big Time?

361
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,491
SideIine.

362
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,134
<i>(Rick)</i>
<i>Hey, Thomas, where you been?</i>

363
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,196
<i>I got some new skinny</i>
<i>on Artie Keanu.</i>

364
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,265
<i>Hey, where did you</i>
<i>get this machine?</i>

365
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:07,904
<i>You didn't take this</i>
<i>out of my office, did you?</i> <i>No, it's still here.</i>

366
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,778
<i>Anyway, I found out</i>
<i>Keanu personally runs</i> <i>a weekly cockfight...</i>

367
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:14,046
<i>over on Old Awamoku Road</i>
<i>on the other side of the Pali.</i>

368
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,381
<i>Ho-ho, big money, too.</i>

369
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,854
<i>Lots of action.</i>
<i>Just one thing,</i> <i>though, pally...</i>

370
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:20,915
<i>you go up there,</i>
<i>you better make sure</i> <i>your insurance is paid up...</i>

371
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,223
<i>and your bar tab.</i>

372
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,954
See you, bub.

373
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,498
Hey, just a second, Luther.
Where do you think you're going?

374
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,898
You heard the guy,
Owomaku Road.

375
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,902
You don't know where
''Awamoku Road'' is.

376
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,335
You don't even know
how to say it.

377
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,033
I'II find it.
They haven't made a pIace I can't find.

378
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,099
Great. You find it,
you're going to get yourseIf kiIIed.

379
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,044
Who's taIking?
I'm not the one who's bouncing buIIets off his head.

380
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,740
Besides, this is my case.

381
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,714
It's my case
and I'm going up there.

382
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:45,807
So am I!

383
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,182
You got a concussion.
You can't even see!

384
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,084
You're staying right here.
No!

385
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,713
I know what you're thinking,
Magnum.

386
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,758
You're thinking that
I'm oId, washed-up...

387
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,349
through,
some kind of reIic-- Luther.

388
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,861
A dinosaur or something.
WeII, I'II teII you something, bud...

389
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,922
I was bringing back runaways
and standing up before big guys...

390
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,762
before you were born.
Before I was born!

391
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,267
[groaning]

392
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,033
Luther...

393
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,507
aII I'm saying...

394
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,640
is it doesn't get any easier.

395
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,204
And Artie Keanu is a tough guy
to go up against aIone.

396
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,817
Look, can you get me a coupIe
of aspirin, wiII you?

397
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,079
My head, pIease.

398
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,280
Sure, big guy.
Where are they?

399
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,118
In the cupboard,
above the sink.

400
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,659
You just stay right there.

401
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,155
I'II handIe this
Artie Canoe guy.

402
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,288
It's ''Keanu.''

403
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,094
And besides, assuming...

404
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,001
assuming you find the fight...

405
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,434
I mean, how are you
going to pIay it?

406
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,666
Thanks.

407
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,730
I mean...

408
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:51,479
Artie is going to have more
muscIe around him than the Raiders' offensive Iine.

409
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:54,283
Let's just say I stiII got
a few tricks up my sIeeve.

410
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,342
Like what?

411
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,346
Like ChIoraI Hydrate.

412
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,521
Chapter nine.

413
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,225
You never know when
you'II need a mickey, Magnum.

414
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,197
You see,
you just don't understand.

415
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,062
Luther GiIIis works aIone.

416
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,659
I'm sorry, okay?

417
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,506
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>I kind of felt bad</i> <i>about doping the big guy.</i>

418
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:52,304
<i>After all, he meant well,</i>
<i>but a lug like that's</i> <i>just gonna get in the way.</i>

419
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:55,107
<i>At any rate,</i>
<i>it bought me some time</i> <i>to get to the hotel...</i>

420
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,740
<i>and get in some local</i>
<i>undercover type duds.</i>

421
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,377
<i>Plenty of time, because</i>
<i>I knew Magnum was going</i> <i>to be seeing more stars...</i>

422
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,080
<i>in the next few hours</i>
<i>than there were in...</i>

423
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,147
<i>Schwab's Drugstore</i>
<i>circa 1953.</i>

424
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,953
[rooster crowing]

425
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,261
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>I never could figure out</i> <i>how come people...</i>

426
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,325
<i>like seeing little birdies</i>
<i>with razorblades on their</i> <i>toes...</i>

427
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:19,199
<i>slashing each other</i>
<i>to ribbons.</i>

428
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,729
<i>I mean, those poor slobs</i>
<i>should be sitting on top</i> <i>of a henhouse...</i>

429
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,402
<i>crowing the break of day,</i>
<i>enjoying life.</i>

430
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:31,315
<i>Of course, I never could</i>
<i>figure out wars or boxing</i> <i>or the roller derby either.</i>

431
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,715
<i>I just go along</i>
<i>and do the best I can.</i>

432
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,746
<i>Which includes</i>
<i>putting it on the line</i> <i>every once in a while.</i>

433
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,722
<i>Especially when it's worth it.</i>

434
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:42,123
<i>And I was hoping that</i>
<i>little Nancy Perkins was.</i>

435
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:47,589
Hey, big boy. I'm Iooking to
Iay one on the fight tonight. Where's Artie?

436
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,725
Just Iay it on me, brother.
I'II see he gets it.

437
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:50,995
Not good enough.

438
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,395
I onIy give it to Artie.
Nothing personaI...

439
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,201
just that I don't know you.

440
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:57,639
They caII me LittIe Tony.
Now you know me.

441
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,336
They caII me Luther GiIIis.

442
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:03,108
Now do you want to teII Artie
he's not weIcome in Vegas anymore, or do I?

443
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,079
This is Luther GiIIis
you're taIking to.

444
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:08,914
You understand?
Luther H. GiIIis from Vegas.

445
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,852
Now do you teII me
where my friend Artie is...

446
00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:13,789
or do I rip your heart out
through your Iungs?

447
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,220
In the office.

448
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:17,484
Thanks.

449
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:19,656
You're a sweetheart.

450
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,156
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>Little Tony didn't know it...</i>

451
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,329
<i>but I was seriously</i>
<i>considering getting</i> <i>into a new line of work...</i>

452
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,338
<i>like astronomy or something.</i>

453
00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,301
<i>I mean, none of this</i>
<i>is getting any easier.</i>

454
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,367
<i>So while I still had the nerve</i>
<i>I thought I'd try...</i>

455
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,504
<i>the direct approach</i>
<i>with Artie Canoe.</i>

456
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,881
Where is she?
Nancy Perkins? 16, strawberry bIonde.

457
00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,317
Lived with that crud
you iced.

458
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:44,685
I didn't ice him.
I don't give a damn about him.

459
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,951
Where's the girI, Artie?
I don't know.

460
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,755
Now you better--
I better what, huh? I better what?

461
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,557
In three seconds,
I'm gonna puII this trigger...

462
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,791
and your guts are gonna go
spIashing across this room.

463
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,389
Now, taIk to me,
Artie!

464
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,332
Three! Two!

465
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,063
Sister Rose.
What?

466
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,934
Try Sister Rose,
HoteI Street.

467
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:03,804
Look, I don't know where
the IittIe girI is either, man.

468
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,638
And she's damn Iucky
about that.

469
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,903
But if anybody wouId know,
it'd be Sister Rose.

470
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,708
Thanks.

471
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:14,851
Besides being iIIegaI,
hasn't anybody ever toId you that cockfighting isn't nice?

472
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,950
Be kind to animaIs, Artie.

473
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,416
They're supposed to be
dumber than we are.

474
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:22,654
My thought for the day.
See you.

475
00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:25,821
I kind of thought
that was a Iong time to be putting down a bet.

476
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:27,455
Back inside, Mr. Vegas.

477
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:28,931
(Magnum)
Hi, guys.

478
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:37,936
Now, Iet's discuss this
situation for a minute. You see...

479
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:42,243
Artie, if you guys decide
to do anything funny, here's what happens.

480
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:46,478
Luther shoots you,
the big guy shoots Luther, and I shoot the big guy.

481
00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:50,049
Which means,
you two guys wind up dead and aII I Iose is Luther.

482
00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:53,955
Which at this point,
begins to sound more and more acceptabIe.

483
00:24:54,593 --> 00:24:56,754
Now, there is an aIternative.

484
00:24:57,395 --> 00:25:01,957
You can Iet us both go
and we promise not to bother you anymore.

485
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,703
I guess we're even now.

486
00:25:13,578 --> 00:25:15,068
Now we're even.

487
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,970
You're Iearning, big guy.

488
00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:21,078
Come on,
I'II buy you a beer.

489
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,979
You got us out
of a tough one.

490
00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:26,285
We're home free now.

491
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,758
[sirens waiIing]

492
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,961
<i>This is the police.</i>
<i>Don't anybody move.</i>

493
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,800
<i>We have this entire</i>
<i>place surrounded.</i>

494
00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:47,140
[birds chirping]

495
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:54,316
Guard! Guard!
Get me out of here! I want a separate ceII.

496
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,978
(Magnum)
I want a separate prison!

497
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,316
I'm through with you!
Through!

498
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,378
Likewise!

499
00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:00,481
I shouId practice
what I preach.

500
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,528
Never work with a partner
who is Iess capabIe than you. Chapter five.

501
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,529
I'm not working with you,
Luther!

502
00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,690
I know that! That's because
you don't Iisten.

503
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:09,893
No! No, it's...

504
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:12,661
it's you who won't Iisten!
I toId you not to go there.

505
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,762
Yeah? Who got the name
Sister Rose?

506
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,534
Sister Rose.
Yeah, who is she?

507
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,200
Nobody. It won't mean
anything to you.

508
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:19,470
[Magnum yeIping]

509
00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:21,979
[shrieking]

510
00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,072
WithhoIding information!
That isn't fair!

511
00:26:24,182 --> 00:26:26,446
Yeah? I suppose
sIipping me a mickey was?

512
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,383
Hey, it seemed Iike
a good idea at the time.

513
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,353
[man gasping]

514
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,050
[man choking]

515
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,058
[man yeIIing]

516
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,526
[crashing]

517
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,260
You two are menaces.
WaIking menaces.

518
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,792
First, murder. Then mayhem.
Now an attempted suicide.

519
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,871
TroubIe is my business.

520
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:49,439
Luther.

521
00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,771
(Tanaka)
Putting peopIe behind bars is mine.

522
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:54,209
You've got nothing on us.
You gotta Iet us make baiI.

523
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,270
Oh, come on, Luther,
pIease, not again.

524
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,146
Don't worry.
I'm going to Iet you go.

525
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,878
First, three questions...

526
00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:04,711
you've got anything new
to teII me about the murder of Gary AIexander?

527
00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,924
Is Artie Keanu
mixed up in it?

528
00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,422
And where does this
runaway kid fit in?

529
00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:11,826
[phone ringing]
No. Maybe. And we don't know.

530
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:15,593
The two of you got 24 hours
to come up with the answers...

531
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:18,158
or I'm going to run you
both in on the murder rap.

532
00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:19,703
That's ridicuIous,
Lieutenant.

533
00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:21,068
It won't stick!
It won't stick!

534
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:24,438
(Tanaka)
Maybe. The DA's on my butt to make an arrest...

535
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:27,967
and since the two of you
were in the apartment when the body was found...

536
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:30,843
I think I have a coupIe
of IikeIy candidates for him.

537
00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:32,815
Come on, Lieutenant,
it won't stick.

538
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:34,442
How do I know that?

539
00:27:34,519 --> 00:27:37,579
It's strange how the wheeIs
of justice sometimes turn.

540
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,317
But I suppose
if there's a mistake...

541
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,526
I can aIways redo
the paperwork.

542
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,656
See you guys.

543
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,865
Wait a second.

544
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,033
Why 24 hours?
That's--

545
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,728
That's when we Iose the room.

546
00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:54,294
We searched it,
seaIed it and found nothing.

547
00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,306
So we've got to turn
it back to the hoteI.

548
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:59,276
<i>Aloha,</i> gentIemen.

549
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,744
Yeah, <i>aloha</i> yourseIf.

550
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,248
(Tanaka)
Hey, Magnum, you see the sports page today?

551
00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:13,615
Tigers back into first pIace.
They got rained out.

552
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,553
But BaItimore Iost.

553
00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:19,425
Looks Iike a reaI
big year for comebacks.

554
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,673
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>I know what you're thinking.</i>

555
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:32,107
<i>24 hours doesn't seem</i>
<i>like a whole lot of time...</i>

556
00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,668
<i>to find a missing teenage girl</i>
<i>and solve a murder.</i>

557
00:28:35,246 --> 00:28:37,146
<i>But having to do it</i>
<i>with Luther Gillis...</i>

558
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,308
<i>can make it seem</i>
<i>like an eternity.</i>

559
00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:47,219
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>Of course, I've been</i> <i>in tighter spots before.</i>

560
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:48,816
<i>Like the time</i>
<i>Eddie ''The Wimp'' Korcek...</i>

561
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,054
<i>was pouring cement</i>
<i>over my wingtips.</i>

562
00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:54,155
<i>But never, ever have I had</i>
<i>a handicap like this guy.</i>

563
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,531
<i>I mean, criminy,</i>
<i>the dope doesn't even know</i> <i>we're pulling a tail.</i>

564
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,264
We got a taiI, Luther.

565
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:04,199
Don't Iook!

566
00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:06,709
I aIready spotted him
nine paIm trees ago.

567
00:29:06,778 --> 00:29:07,767
Sure.

568
00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:12,843
YeIIow Caddie.

569
00:29:14,652 --> 00:29:16,176
Don't Iook so surprised.

570
00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:18,315
Look what you're driving.

571
00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:20,220
How do you expect
to Iose a taiI...

572
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:23,158
when you stick out
Iike King Kong on the Empire State BuiIding?

573
00:29:23,228 --> 00:29:24,593
Like this.

574
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:27,364
[tires screeching]

575
00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,493
(GiIIis)
Oh, my God!

576
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,504
(GiIIis)
Watch it!

577
00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:43,636
[engine revving]

578
00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:45,705
[tires screeching]

579
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,696
(GiIIis)
My oId Nash never did things Iike this.

580
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:16,812
[horn honking]

581
00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,209
(GiIIis)
Lot of good your racecar's doing us here.

582
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,985
You know, some guys
are never satisfied.

583
00:30:24,055 --> 00:30:25,454
Didn't I just shake
that taiI?

584
00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,150
So, big deaI.

585
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,022
ProbabIy your copper friend
keeping an eye on us.

586
00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,924
I don't think so.
It's not Tanaka's styIe.

587
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,656
He don't have any styIe.

588
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:36,057
My guess is
it's Artie Keanu.

589
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:39,729
I got a hunch that he wants
IittIe Nancy Perkins as much as we do.

590
00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:47,477
(GiIIis)
Look at this pIace.

591
00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:48,910
Some paradise.

592
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,346
I couId've seen
this stuff in St. Louis.

593
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:52,815
Nobody's stopping you.

594
00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:54,681
What?
What did you say?

595
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:57,721
Luther,
paradise isn't a pIace.

596
00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:00,383
It's a state of mind,
you know?

597
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:01,948
It's a feeIing
you get when--

598
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,152
Oh, just gimme a break,
wiII you?

599
00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:05,822
I don't want
to get sick in front of aII these nice peopIe.

600
00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:09,599
Now who's this
Sister Rose broad and where's her cathouse?

601
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:10,691
It's right up here.

602
00:31:10,768 --> 00:31:12,929
She's probabIy
some fat oId broad in a cheap bIack dress...

603
00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:14,972
with a bunch
of two-bit chicks.

604
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:17,030
Come on, come on,
what's the password?

605
00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:21,610
The password is God,
gentIemen.

606
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,374
How may I be of service?

607
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,149
You're Sister Rose?

608
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,014
Sister Mary MagdaIene Rose--

609
00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:30,884
Ah, excuse me, Sister.
I'm Luther GiIIis.

610
00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:33,048
This is my partner,
Tom Magnum.

611
00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:34,250
How do you do?

612
00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:36,088
We're private investigators.

613
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,526
We're Iooking for a runaway
girI from St. Louis.

614
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,698
She's very pretty.

615
00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:47,134
(GiIIis)
She's onIy 16, Sister. Her name's Nancy Perkins.

616
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,869
I'm afraid I can't heIp you.

617
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,238
(Magnum)
You haven't seen her?

618
00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:54,744
My mission down here
in this district is to offer sheIter...

619
00:31:54,812 --> 00:31:57,474
and guidance to those
young Iadies who seek it.

620
00:31:57,548 --> 00:31:59,038
I ask no questions.

621
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:02,109
I'm just here,
someone they can trust.

622
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,585
When they feeI that
they're once again ready...

623
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,886
for the outside worId,
weII....

624
00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:10,160
I'm sorry,
Mr. GiIIis, Mr. Magnum.

625
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,789
Right now I can't heIp you.

626
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,627
Yeah, sure.
WeII, what if I--

627
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:17,224
I'II pray for her, Mr. GiIIis.
I promise.

628
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:19,630
Thanks.

629
00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:24,569
But perhaps you two
gentIemen can heIp me.

630
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,477
A smaII offering?

631
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,754
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>It wasn't the $10</i> <i>that was bothering me.</i>

632
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:43,589
<i>It was something else.</i>
<i>A little voice.</i>

633
00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:46,323
<i>It was telling me that nuns</i>
<i>aren't supposed to lie.</i>

634
00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:48,194
<i>It's in their rulebook</i>
<i>or something.</i>

635
00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:51,167
<i>And, when you</i>
<i>seriously analyze it,</i> <i>Sister Rose didn't lie to us.</i>

636
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:53,795
<i>She just said</i>
<i>she couldn't help us...</i>

637
00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:55,998
<i>and that she'd pray</i>
<i>for Nancy.</i>

638
00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:58,269
<i>Didn't say anything</i>
<i>about not seeing her.</i>

639
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,869
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>I remember once when</i> <i>I was nine years old...</i>

640
00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:04,711
<i>and I was in Catechism</i>
<i>with my former best friend,</i> <i>Eddie ''The Wimp'' Korcek...</i>

641
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:08,043
<i>and our teacher was</i>
<i>Sister Mary Alice Meanface.</i>

642
00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:10,383
<i>She was always after Eddie</i>
<i>for pulling stunts...</i>

643
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,013
<i>but could never catch him.</i>

644
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,615
<i>So she did the next best thing</i>
<i>by busting my knuckles...</i>

645
00:33:14,692 --> 00:33:16,523
<i>with her steel-plated ruler.</i>

646
00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:19,586
<i>I'll never forget</i>
<i>the look on her face</i> <i>when I didn't squeal.</i>

647
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,790
<i>It was scared...</i>

648
00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:24,460
<i>like a</i>
<i>am-I-doing-the-right-thing</i> <i>kind of look.</i>

649
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:28,268
<i>Just like the look</i>
<i>I saw five minutes ago</i> <i>on that nun's face.</i>

650
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,776
(Magnum)
Nancy?

651
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,208
(GiIIis)
Nancy! Come on! Open up in there!

652
00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:38,839
Nancy! Nancy, you in there?

653
00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,518
Come on! Come on!
Open up again!

654
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:43,486
You stay on her!
I'm gonna go around back.

655
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,618
(GiIIis)
Come on, open up!

656
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:53,956
Nancy! No, Nancy!
It's okay!

657
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,392
Nancy! Nancy!
Wait a minute!

658
00:34:01,239 --> 00:34:02,467
(Magnum)
Luther!

659
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,839
Luther! Look out!

660
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:07,505
[tires screeching]

661
00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:11,712
Luther!

662
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,615
Luther, you aII right?

663
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:16,152
Yeah, yeah, of course.

664
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:18,151
Just heIp me up.

665
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:23,791
What's the matter with you?
Did she get away?

666
00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:25,627
Yeah.

667
00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,897
You know, Luther,
you aImost kiIIed yourseIf just now.

668
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,567
Somehow I don't think
running into oncoming traffic...

669
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:34,196
after a runaway quaIifies
as a chapter in your book.

670
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,467
Except maybe
if she's your daughter.

671
00:34:36,941 --> 00:34:39,171
Then maybe you might
just run through heII.

672
00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:46,316
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>I took Luther</i> <i>to an emergency room...</i>

673
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:47,851
<i>and had his head</i>
<i>patched up.</i>

674
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,045
<i>The outside.</i>

675
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,350
<i>The inside, of course,</i>
<i>was another matter.</i>

676
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:55,051
Chuckie! Look out!
That one's got your name on it!

677
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,321
Look out.

678
00:34:57,395 --> 00:34:58,384
Oh!

679
00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,726
Oh, poor Chuckie.

680
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,597
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>Luther was obviously</i> <i>in no condition...</i>

681
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:05,829
<i>to answer a couple</i>
<i>of routine questions.</i>

682
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:09,066
<i>Like, how come he didn't</i>
<i>tell me Nancy Perkins</i> <i>was his daughter?</i>

683
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:12,541
<i>And given that, how come</i>
<i>he hired himself to find her?</i>

684
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:16,747
I'm gonna marry you, BIanche.
I promise.

685
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:21,109
St. Luke's, 10:00,
I'II be there.

686
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:23,848
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>Time was running out.</i>

687
00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,912
<i>Tanaka was going to run us</i>
<i>in on the murder rap...</i>

688
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:29,517
<i>and I had the feeling</i>
<i>that time was running out</i> <i>on little Nancy Perkins, too.</i>

689
00:35:29,594 --> 00:35:31,494
<i>Or whatever her name was.</i>

690
00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:35,464
<i>Therefore, I had to stash</i>
<i>Luther someplace safe</i> <i>and go this alone.</i>

691
00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,934
<i>And I knew,</i>
<i>given the circumstances,</i> <i>that Higgins would understand.</i>

692
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:40,300
<i>(Higgins)</i>
<i>Absolutely not.</i>

693
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:43,067
And how dare you bring back
this sIovenIy, sadistic buIIy?

694
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,904
How dare you?
(Magnum) Because he needs heIp!

695
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,500
ObviousIy so do you.

696
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:48,568
By the way, your matching
bandages are quite the thing.

697
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,136
You do make
such a debonair pair.

698
00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:52,580
Woody Herman's at the PaIace.
You want to go cut a rug, BIanche?

699
00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:55,785
Oh, my.
Oh, come on, Higgins, just for a few hours.

700
00:35:55,853 --> 00:35:57,548
Look, he's not even
in his right mind.

701
00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:58,850
And obviousIy
neither are you...

702
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:01,357
if you think for
one moment that-- Just Iet me expIain!

703
00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:04,485
See, Iook, that runaway girI
we're after turned out to be Luther's daughter.

704
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:05,824
ReaIIy, Magnum,
with him as her father...

705
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,558
I can hardIy bIame
her for fIeeing.

706
00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:11,090
And if I don't find her
or the guys that kiIIed her boyfriend by tomorrow...

707
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,397
we're up on murder charges.

708
00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:13,732
Don't be ridicuIous, Magnum...

709
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:15,271
it won't stick.
(GiIIis) It won't stick.

710
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,806
[birds chirping]

711
00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:20,740
I know that.

712
00:36:21,078 --> 00:36:22,409
Look, aII I'm saying is...

713
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,573
that was one frightened girI
I saw today.

714
00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:26,583
Now, whoever kiIIed Gary
is after her.

715
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,548
Why?
Why? How do I....

716
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,421
[car engine starting]

717
00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:44,490
[engine revving]

718
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:53,368
Why does he aIways do that,
Jonathan?

719
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:55,011
I don't know, Agatha.

720
00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:58,338
I think sometimes
our Creator is testing me.

721
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,209
Indeed, it couId be
for no other reason.

722
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:05,344
If I thought otherwise,
I beIieve I truIy wouId go irrevocabIy...

723
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,448
irretrievabIy mad.

724
00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,595
<i>(Magnum)</i>
<i>Higgins' question was one</i> <i>I should have asked...</i>

725
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,230
<i>a long time ago.</i>

726
00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:26,367
<i>Like when that cop held</i>
<i>that bag of marijuana</i> <i>in our faces.</i>

727
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,874
<i>Whoever trashed</i>
<i>Gary's apartment</i> <i>wasn't interested in dope.</i>

728
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:42,819
<i>And whatever they were</i>
<i>interested in...</i>

729
00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:44,986
<i>they believed</i>
<i>Nancy Perkins had it.</i>

730
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,927
<i>Or would lead them to it...</i>

731
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:50,126
<i>just as soon as Tanaka</i>
<i>took his boys out of the room.</i>

732
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,178
<i>That's where me</i>
<i>and Luther came in...</i>

733
00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:03,645
<i>flush her out.</i>

734
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:06,478
<i>I could almost hear</i>
<i>this guy's fingers</i> <i>on the phone.</i>

735
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:29,899
<i>Knowing how jittery</i>
<i>little Nancy was...</i>

736
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:32,204
<i>I thought honesty</i>
<i>would be the best policy.</i>

737
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:33,632
[gasping]

738
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:35,303
Freeze! PoIice!

739
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,654
You're not a cop.

740
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,187
And you're not a hooker.

741
00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:57,829
Or a toaster repairman.
What are you hiding, Nancy?

742
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:05,307
$30,000.

743
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:08,543
Go ahead, take it!

744
00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:12,473
I don't care anymore.
You guys can have it aII back.

745
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,180
Gary was wrong,
he shouIdn't have ripped off Artie.

746
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:17,418
Now he's dead.

747
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,218
Go ahead, take it!

748
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:30,699
That's not what
I'm here for, Nancy.

749
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:32,664
I'm here for you.

750
00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:35,967
You're not
with Artie Keanu?

751
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,031
No.
I'm a private investigator.

752
00:39:39,276 --> 00:39:41,267
Nancy, it's time
to go back to St. Louis.

753
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,374
Oh, great.
Who hired you?

754
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:51,210
My drunken mom
or the two-timing dipstick she married Iast year?

755
00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:55,286
Take me back to them?
No, thanks.

756
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,294
And that goes doubIe
if you're working for that creep...

757
00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:00,227
who caIIs himseIf my father.

758
00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:03,862
That creep who caIIs
himseIf your father...

759
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:06,300
ran in front of a car
trying to get to you.

760
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,072
That was him?

761
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,469
Luther GiIIis?

762
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:17,836
You didn't know?

763
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:20,809
[sighing]

764
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:23,080
I haven't seen him since
I was three years oId.

765
00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,750
He ran out on me
and my mom.

766
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,497
I was just getting used
to it.

767
00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:38,159
Maybe Luther hasn't.

768
00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,998
He reaIIy cares for you,
Nancy.

769
00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:43,371
He wants you back.

770
00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:47,672
You sure?

771
00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,073
Yeah.

772
00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:53,412
I mean, if he Ioves me
so much...

773
00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:56,642
then why did he Ieave?

774
00:40:58,522 --> 00:40:59,750
If he Ioves me so much...

775
00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:03,385
then how come he keeps
confusing my birthday with my IittIe brother's?

776
00:41:03,828 --> 00:41:06,228
I get birthday cards
in August.

777
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,622
It's Iike I'm a Pisces,
you know.

778
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,169
At Ieast he's trying.

779
00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:18,040
Maybe you can, too.

780
00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:23,436
It's too Iate.

781
00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:26,747
Nancy...

782
00:41:29,854 --> 00:41:32,186
you know what Luther wouId do
if he were here right now?

783
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:35,716
Huh?

784
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:37,649
What?

785
00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:47,399
Don't you touch me.

786
00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:06,419
That was him the other night.

787
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,550
What?

788
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:15,991
He gave me $5 to find out
if Gary was in.

789
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,097
I didn't even know it was him.

790
00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:19,635
He didn't know
it was me...

791
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,731
and Gary was dead.
I'd just seen them do it.

792
00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:27,166
I was running.

793
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,684
Okay, so...

794
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,411
if you're not a cop
and you're not with the hoods...

795
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,514
we've gotta get out
of here quick.

796
00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:41,888
Nancy...

797
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:44,091
we've got nothing
to worry about.

798
00:42:46,597 --> 00:42:51,432
I've got two of my associates
outside waiting to cover us, right now.

799
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:53,060
ReaIIy?

800
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,766
ReaIIy.

801
00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:03,670
(GiIIis)
Hands on the dashboard, you two...

802
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:05,374
or your sons and daughters
wiII be orphans.

803
00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:07,940
We don't have any kids.
Who cares? You get the idea.

804
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:10,452
Hands on the dashboard.
Take off those suspenders.

805
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:11,749
Hey!
Hey, nothing.

806
00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:13,790
I'm gonna tie you
two hoods up with it for the cops.

807
00:43:13,857 --> 00:43:15,347
Hey, wait a minute, mister.
We're not--

808
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,518
[Rick grunting]

809
00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:19,928
[muffIed yeIIing]

810
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:27,265
ReIax, Nancy.
In about 60 seconds...

811
00:43:27,705 --> 00:43:30,071
my friends are gonna
come knocking at that door...

812
00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:32,672
and take you away.

813
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,805
I'II caII the poIice...

814
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:38,037
and Artie Keanu
wiII be history.

815
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:41,316
Are you sure you know
what you're doing? Yep.

816
00:43:42,686 --> 00:43:44,654
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>So you thought</i> <i>I was out of the picture?</i>

817
00:43:44,722 --> 00:43:47,418
<i>Well, two tons of Detroit</i>
<i>steel bouncing off my head...</i>

818
00:43:47,491 --> 00:43:49,891
<i>or a gaggle of karate</i>
<i>screaming old ladies...</i>

819
00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:52,986
<i>ain't gonna stop</i>
<i>Luther Gillis,</i> <i>Private Investigator.</i>

820
00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:55,361
<i>I don't miss a trick,</i>
<i>kiddos.</i>

821
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,527
[Rick and T.C. mumbIing]

822
00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:01,527
Can it, wiII you, guys?

823
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,407
[excIaiming]

824
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,179
[both grunting]

825
00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:19,012
[footsteps approaching]

826
00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:22,554
Great.
I think I hear 'em now.

827
00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:26,625
It's working Iike a charm.

828
00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:30,691
[guns firing]

829
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:33,392
[guns firing]

830
00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:39,300
[guns firing]

831
00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:51,085
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>So I finally closed</i> <i>the book on file number 521.</i>

832
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,984
<i>Little Nancy Perkins Gillis</i>
<i>was safe and sound.</i>

833
00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:57,357
<i>And Artie Canoe</i>
<i>and his cheap thugs...</i>

834
00:44:57,428 --> 00:45:00,727
<i>had more holes in 'em</i>
<i>than 12 pounds of rotten</i> <i>Swiss cheese.</i>

835
00:45:01,331 --> 00:45:03,799
<i>It was all over</i>
<i>except the shouting.</i>

836
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,391
(Magnum)
You couId have got me kiIIed!

837
00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:07,835
Tom, in this business,
you got to take chances.

838
00:45:07,905 --> 00:45:09,839
When you start
Iosing your nerve, it's time to get out.

839
00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:11,807
Right. What chapter
was that one in?

840
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,206
The Iast one...

841
00:45:13,277 --> 00:45:14,835
and I ain't got to it yet.

842
00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:17,278
Mr. Magnum, Mr. GiIIis.
Come in.

843
00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:19,542
Hi, Sister.
Came by to say goodbye to Nancy.

844
00:45:19,616 --> 00:45:21,140
She's expecting you.

845
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:27,087
By the way,
we want to thank you for the smaII offering.

846
00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:30,125
This one wasn't so smaII.
Yeah, right.

847
00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,890
WeII, don't teII the
Lieutenant, you know, that Tanaka cat.

848
00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:35,193
Oh, the money
wiII be put to good use.

849
00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:36,698
As wiII Nancy.

850
00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:38,498
Thank you, Sister.

851
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,833
I know you'II take
good care of my IittIe girI.

852
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,565
Oh, thank you.

853
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:47,238
And I apoIogize for
not being totaIIy honest with the two of you before...

854
00:45:47,644 --> 00:45:50,841
but that's because
your daughter was not totaIIy honest with me.

855
00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:53,745
I'm afraid it kind of runs
in the famiIy, Sister.

856
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,818
[birds chirping]

857
00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,783
WeII, you take care, okay?

858
00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:00,450
I'II write to you.

859
00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:02,052
I promise, in March.

860
00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:03,354
See, I remembered.

861
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:05,554
It's Timmy
who's in August.

862
00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:07,353
That's Jimmy, Dad.

863
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,331
Right. Right.
It's just a joke.

864
00:46:11,668 --> 00:46:13,465
If you ever decide
to run away again...

865
00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:16,370
you come to St. Louis,
okay?

866
00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:32,989
Come on,
I'II drive you to the airport.

867
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:35,650
As a matter of fact,
I'II onIy be too happy to do it.

868
00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:36,715
Thanks.

869
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:37,783
[horn honking]

870
00:46:38,762 --> 00:46:40,627
One question, Luther.

871
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:42,258
What?

872
00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:45,893
WeII, how did you know
to go back to Gary's rooming house?

873
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:48,130
I mean, I went through a Iot
to figure that one out.

874
00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:51,174
Easy. They aIways return
to the scene of the crime.

875
00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:53,106
Chapter 1 1 .

876
00:46:58,282 --> 00:46:59,647
<i>(Gillis)</i>
<i>And if he believed that...</i>

877
00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:02,446
<i>I got some swampland</i>
<i>in Florida for him, too.</i>

878
00:47:02,496 --> 00:47:07,046
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